AZ Bedrijven van Feltham F.C.

David Hookings (Squad Number 1)

  • Nickname?: The Hook, Hookmeister
  • Favourite Team?: Crystal Palace
  • Most Hated Team?: Brighton (Seaweed SCUM!)
  • Favourite Player?: Dougie Freedman
  • Music?: Indie
  • Interesting fact?: You probably know them all now
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Her identical twin sister if she's got one! ;-) but failing that Kate Winslet
  • Claim to fame?: Dad used to work with Paul Cook from The Sex Pistols
  • Best moment (so far) in your footballing career?: Runner up in RBS and One Parent Families 5-a-side tournament 2005
  • Most embarrassing moment for you last season?: Both games against Lee's Lions

Nick Teuten (Squad Number 2)

  • Nickname?: 2:10
  • Favourite Team?: Tottenham Hotspur
  • Most Hated Team?: Arsenal
  • Favourite Player?: Jurgen Klinsmann
  • Music?: AFI
  • Interesting fact?: I have 3 gay uncles
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Kate from Lost
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Dave Mitchell (Squad Number 3)

  • Nickname?: Mitch
  • Favourite Team?: Manchester United
  • Most Hated Team?: Liverpool
  • Favourite Player?: Paul Scholes
  • Music?: Oasis, amongst many other British bands
  • Interesting fact?: If you took the entire amount of Platinum, melted it down, and poured it into an Olympic sized swimming pool is would barely cover your ankles
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Noel Gallagher
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Gary Porter (Squad Number 4)

  • Nickname?: You haven't given me one yet!!!
  • Favourite Team?: CHELSEA!!!!!
  • Most Hated Team?: Scouse cunts, not even gonna say there name I hate them so much
  • Favourite Player?: Past - Dennis Wise, Present - Drogba, other than that - Mitch
  • Music?: Ballroom
  • Interesting fact?: You can only catch black herpes from dead people 
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Any porn star would be good, never a dull moment
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Elliott Butcher (Squad Number 5)

  • Nickname?: Butch
  • Favourite Team?: Chelsea
  • Most Hated Team?: Liverplod or ‘The Scouse Muppets’ as I kindly refer to them
  • Favourite Player?: Non Chelsea: Del Piero. Current Chelsea: Juliano Belletti. Past Chelsea: Franco
  • Music?: Rock/Alternative/Indie
  • Interesting fact?: I once slept for 16 hrs straight
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Megan Fox & Carmen Electra
  • Claim to fame?: Try and thrash me at Pro Evo... I dare you
  • Best moment (so far) in your footballing career?: Scoring a 25 yard free kick for Inter Bedfont, in our last game of the season (Circa 00/01)
  • Most embarrassing moment for you last season?: One of Hookings' many Heurelho Gomes like moments - choose any one really

Chris Keen (Squad Number 6)

  • Nickname?: Keeno
  • Favourite Team?: Brentford
  • Most Hated Team?: QPR
  • Favourite Player?: Jay Tabb, Nicky Forster and Lionel Messi
  • Music?: R’n’B/Gangster Rap/Indie
  • Interesting fact?: Was at Brentford School of Excellence for 2 years, how there regretting that decision now!
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Russell Brand
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Daniel Chilton (Squad Number 7)

  • Nickname?: Chilts, Charlton
  • Favourite Team?: Manchester United
  • Most Hated Team?: Liverpool & Hampton Harriers
  • Favourite Player?: Eric Cantona & Jerome Edwards
  • Music?: Swedish Thrash Metal
  • Interesting fact?: This is the third team I have played for in a Football Mundial league. (The hairline shows my experience!)
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Girls Aloud, except for the ropey one!
  • Claim to fame?: I once met Robert Huth in the Works, he flicked my ear, I flicked his ear back… oh how we laughed!
  • Best moment (so far) in your footballing career?: Winning the cup with my Saturday side in 2007 (splitting my head open and missing an open goal in the process!)
  • Most embarrassing moment for you last season?: Failing over the ball and cutting my knee open before the cup game against Lee's Lions and breaking a chair down the Roy before being told to lose weight by some old Doris!!

Tom Pitts (Squad Number 8)

  • Nickname?: Little Tommy Pitts (Courtesy of Mitch), Pittsy
  • Favourite Team?: Chelsea…. Carefree!
  • Most Hated Team?: Giro loving scouse scum Liverpool
  • Favourite Player?: Past – Gianfranco Zola, Present – Frank Lampard, Other than Chelsea - Messi
  • Music?: Classical & Jazz
  • Interesting fact?: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes &  Some lions mate over 50 times a day (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity)
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: “Bianca” my very special ♥ Blow up Doll ♥
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 David Pratt - Striker (Squad Number 9)

  • Nickname?: Pratty
  • Favourite Team?: Tottenham Hotspur
  • Most Hated Team?: Arsenal
  • Favourite Player?: None – he fu*ked off to United; I still haven’t recovered
  • Music?: Rock – Metal, but anything really
  • Interesting fact?: I’m now a light-weight, I can only drink more than little Tommy Pitts
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: I don’t understand why she’s there by default, I’ve got my own opinions, I do what I like….oops, I’ve got to go and wash up, laters….. x x x x x
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Jerome Edwards (Squad Number 10)

  • Nickname?: Jigga and Jaggy Bones
  • Favourite Team?: Newcastle United "SHEARER!"
  • Most Hated Team?: Chelsea
  • Favourite Player?: Ronaldo (The Real one - Brazil)
  • Music?: Fubky House House, Ragga (Bashment), R & B, Hip Hop
  • Interesting fact?: A man spends 9 months trying to get out of a vagina and the rest of there lifes trying to get back in
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Aishwarya Rai and Kim Kardashian (One is not enough to satisfy my needs)
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Michael Light - Striker (Squad Number 11)

  • Nickname?: Light, Lighty, Light-boy, Johnny Borrell
  • Favourite Team?: "The Chels"
  • Most Hated Team?: Fulham
  • Favourite Player?: Didier Drogba, Eidur Gudjohnsen and Kevin Hitchcock
  • Music?: Shawaddy Waddy
  • Interesting fact?: I am a menace to society
  • Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: An underage girl in a wheelchair
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Dwayne Gill - Midfielder (Squad Number 17)

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