AZ Bedrijven van Feltham F.C.

David Hookings (Squad Number 1)

Nickname?: The Hook, Hookmeister
Favourite Team?: Crystal Palace
Most Hated Team?: Brighton (Seaweed SCUM!)
Favourite Player?: Dougie Freedman
Music?: Indie
Interesting fact?: You probably know them all now
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Her identical twin sister if she's got one! ;-) but failing that Kate Winslet
Claim to fame?: Dad used to work with Paul Cook from The Sex Pistols
Best moment (so far) in your footballing career?: Runner up in RBS and One Parent Families 5-a-side tournament 2005
Most embarrassing moment for you last season?: Both games against Lee's Lions

Nick Teuten (Squad Number 2)

Nickname?: 2:10
Favourite Team?: Tottenham Hotspur
Most Hated Team?: Arsenal
Favourite Player?: Jurgen Klinsmann
Music?: AFI
Interesting fact?: I have 3 gay uncles
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Kate from Lost
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Dave Mitchell (Squad Number 3)

Nickname?: Mitch
Favourite Team?: Manchester United
Most Hated Team?: Liverpool
Favourite Player?: Paul Scholes
Music?: Oasis, amongst many other British bands
Interesting fact?: If you took the entire amount of Platinum, melted it down, and poured it into an Olympic sized swimming pool is would barely cover your ankles
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Noel Gallagher
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Gary Porter (Squad Number 4)

Nickname?: You haven't given me one yet!!!
Favourite Team?: CHELSEA!!!!!
Most Hated Team?: Scouse cunts, not even gonna say there name I hate them so much
Favourite Player?: Past - Dennis Wise, Present - Drogba, other than that - Mitch
Music?: Ballroom
Interesting fact?: You can only catch black herpes from dead people
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Any porn star would be good, never a dull moment
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Elliott Butcher (Squad Number 5)

Nickname?: Butch
Favourite Team?: Chelsea
Most Hated Team?: Liverplod or ‘The Scouse Muppets’ as I kindly refer to them
Favourite Player?: Non Chelsea: Del Piero. Current Chelsea: Juliano Belletti. Past Chelsea: Franco
Music?: Rock/Alternative/Indie
Interesting fact?: I once slept for 16 hrs straight
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Megan Fox & Carmen Electra
Claim to fame?: Try and thrash me at Pro Evo... I dare you
Best moment (so far) in your footballing career?: Scoring a 25 yard free kick for Inter Bedfont, in our last game of the season (Circa 00/01)
Most embarrassing moment for you last season?: One of Hookings' many Heurelho Gomes like moments - choose any one really

Chris Keen (Squad Number 6)

Nickname?: Keeno
Favourite Team?: Brentford
Most Hated Team?: QPR
Favourite Player?: Jay Tabb, Nicky Forster and Lionel Messi
Music?: R’n’B/Gangster Rap/Indie
Interesting fact?: Was at Brentford School of Excellence for 2 years, how there regretting that decision now!
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Russell Brand
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Daniel Chilton (Squad Number 7)

Nickname?: Chilts, Charlton
Favourite Team?: Manchester United
Most Hated Team?: Liverpool & Hampton Harriers
Favourite Player?: Eric Cantona & Jerome Edwards
Music?: Swedish Thrash Metal
Interesting fact?: This is the third team I have played for in a Football Mundial league. (The hairline shows my experience!)
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Girls Aloud, except for the ropey one!
Claim to fame?: I once met Robert Huth in the Works, he flicked my ear, I flicked his ear back… oh how we laughed!
Best moment (so far) in your footballing career?: Winning the cup with my Saturday side in 2007 (splitting my head open and missing an open goal in the process!)
Most embarrassing moment for you last season?: Failing over the ball and cutting my knee open before the cup game against Lee's Lions and breaking a chair down the Roy before being told to lose weight by some old Doris!!

Tom Pitts (Squad Number 8)

Nickname?: Little Tommy Pitts (Courtesy of Mitch), Pittsy
Favourite Team?: Chelsea…. Carefree!
Most Hated Team?: Giro loving scouse scum Liverpool
Favourite Player?: Past – Gianfranco Zola, Present – Frank Lampard, Other than Chelsea - Messi
Music?: Classical & Jazz
Interesting fact?: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes & Some lions mate over 50 times a day (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity)
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: “Bianca” my very special ♥ Blow up Doll ♥
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David Pratt - Striker (Squad Number 9)

Nickname?: Pratty
Favourite Team?: Tottenham Hotspur
Most Hated Team?: Arsenal
Favourite Player?: None – he fu*ked off to United; I still haven’t recovered
Music?: Rock – Metal, but anything really
Interesting fact?: I’m now a light-weight, I can only drink more than little Tommy Pitts
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: I don’t understand why she’s there by default, I’ve got my own opinions, I do what I like….oops, I’ve got to go and wash up, laters….. x x x x x
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Jerome Edwards (Squad Number 10)

Nickname?: Jigga and Jaggy Bones
Favourite Team?: Newcastle United "SHEARER!"
Most Hated Team?: Chelsea
Favourite Player?: Ronaldo (The Real one - Brazil)
Music?: Fubky House House, Ragga (Bashment), R & B, Hip Hop
Interesting fact?: A man spends 9 months trying to get out of a vagina and the rest of there lifes trying to get back in
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: Aishwarya Rai and Kim Kardashian (One is not enough to satisfy my needs)
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Michael Light - Striker (Squad Number 11)

Nickname?: Light, Lighty, Light-boy, Johnny Borrell
Favourite Team?: "The Chels"
Most Hated Team?: Fulham
Favourite Player?: Didier Drogba, Eidur Gudjohnsen and Kevin Hitchcock
Music?: Shawaddy Waddy
Interesting fact?: I am a menace to society
Who (apart from your missus) would you wish to be stranded on a desert island with?: An underage girl in a wheelchair
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Dwayne Gill - Midfielder (Squad Number 17)

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